- 9 years ago
- 92019
- 9 years ago
- 431480
guy:
rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass
this must look so confusing to non-germans though but this actually is a german fairytale
where like all these animals escape from their evil owners and travel to a city in germany to become musicians but end up beating up bad guys and taking their mansion by standing on top of each other and looking scary
so uhm thats the story behind that one hahaPlot Twist
this is from an owl city music video
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Source: guy- 9 years ago
- 640402
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
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- 9 years ago
- 364985
one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
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